Stay on Your Feet, on Pitch or on the Island?

Sometimes the choices before us are so challenging:

What college should I go to?  Should I take the job?  When should the wedding date be?  Children now or later? 

. . . and now tonight -

Should I watch women try to stay on their skates or sing on pitch?  No wait, I'm also following that wacky Lost saga.  Will they get off the island?  Do they want to? 

Maybe Kate could skate across the island while singing a Carrie Underwood song - then I wouldn't have to change channels and wear out my DVR. 

Have I mentioned my Direct TV DVR?  This has been another recent revelation, yet another material pleasure I won't deny.  I like my DVR, alot.  I love being able to record programs, watch them whenever I want and best of all - race at downhill speeds through any and all commercials - yessss!

Gotta go change the channel again -